 o one wants to get divorced, and in the new economy, no one can afford to. So how are you and your spouse going to survive until the Dow recovers -- with all your limbs intact? Here at Naughty Bride HQ, we suggest it's time to reset the tone for gaming the relationship system, hacking your brain and finding the fun. And it's not just for the rest of your marriage... it's for the rest of your life.
Nevertheless, like a re-marriage in midlife, our midstream shift away from wedding etiquette represents an organizational challenge. We still host a mix of bridal content via the pretty pink menu on the left, but we also host The Naughty Bride's Secret Blog, below (subscribe here) which whispers naughty suggestions about how to keep your marriage hot (or turn around a cold one), with an occasional unfrilly take on the day's matrimonial matters. But don't trust us, check back often, because you never know what we might spring on you.
The Naughty Bride's
Secret Blog
(okay, it's a blog, not a secret,
so... pretend it's role play)
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Bollywood star Amrita got married recently. The Naughty Bride is thrilled for her of course. But it appears that Bollywood stardom just isn't enough for her -- those bridesmaid dresses are the best fashion smackdown of a competitor we've seen in months. Pure revenge and normal best-friend sadism at work. Four smooches -- one each for the four gorgeous babes suffering in orange goddamn stripes. That had to hurt. 
Courtesy Indiancinemagallery.com |
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A Charleston, SC News station Count On 2, reports that a New Mexico fiancee, Kaitlin Whipple, swallowed the ring her beloved had placed in a thick shake. Cell phone videos were taken throughout the proposal, as the couple's friends had gathered to join the fun. Presented with xray evidence (below), the story goes that she drank the shake, and suddenly everyone went silent. No ring. Reed Harris, the prospective groom, panicked.
The Naughty Bride wonders at the too-well-prepared story (it smacks of a hoax or PR stunt), but is mostly glad she isn't the one who had to clean up the ring when it eventually saw the light of day. Next time, Reed, try champagne.
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The Duluth News Tribune reported on a woman convicted of fraud or embezzlement or some serious property crime, who asked the the judge who convicted her to perform her wedding. The bride wore orange -- a prison jumpsuit -- and her wrists were decorated with steel bracelets. The couple said, "I love you" before the bride was hauled off to The Big House. This is obviously not her photo, below (but still a classic).
The only white thing was her collar. White collar crime, get it.
Giving new meaning to "the ol' ball and chain." |
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The Liverpool Echo reports that a sales rep for a bridal dress company was carjacked the other day and 80 gowns worth over a hundred thousand dollars were stolen at knifepoint, along with his Volvo.
The Naughty Bride has to say that if she had to wear this dress, she might be forced to stop a driver at knifepoint, too -- so she could throw the gown in the car before it sped away. |
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The Naughty Bride Says:
It's notable that the latest fashions are celebrated by the thousands of pages of bridal magazines printed every month, but there are no bridesmaid magazines. Dress companies know who pays their bills &mdash and it's not in making the bride's competition look spectacular.
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