Alleged Honeymoon killer Gabe Watson stands accused of turning his bride’s air supply off while scuba diving and holding her under until she died on the Great Barrier Reef five years ago.  Ready to face his full trial in a few weeks, the Alabama bubble wrap salesman (bubbles! how perfect!) has just married a look-alike to his dearly departed, photographed below.  (The story comes from News.com.au, as does the photo.)

The father of the first bride reacted strongly.  “Who is this girl?  Has she been living in a cave?” 

So our Bride of the Day today is the second Mrs. Watson.  The Naughty Bride sends her five smooches, but stipulates that they go nowhere near her nose or mouth.  In other words, air smooches, just in case she needs them.  Good luck, Doll.