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Hot off the presses, David "Gabe" Watson of Alabama surrendered to Australian authorities yesterday. He's the bubble wrap salesman whose novice diver wife died under mysterious circumstances on their honeymoon five years ago, stories The Naughty Bride featured here and here. He's indicted for murder to determine whether or not he turned his bride's tank off and held her under. Here is a photo of her submerged and incapacitated while an unwitting other diver (not her husband), poses for a photograph.

Now remarried to a woman who bears a stirking resemblance to the first Mrs. Watson, Gabe suddenly turned himself in yesterday, according to the Courier Mail. The second Mrs. Watson did not accompany him to Australia, not even for a quick post-honeymoon trip of their own, maybe to see his favorite reefs, before surrendering to authorities. The Naughty Bride has to ask, what do you want to bet THEIR honeymoon is over? Smooches all 'round, people. The trial and media circus could get so ugly, it'll be as addictive as popping bubble wrap. Get the popcorn. 
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The Naughty Bride Says:
If you want your wedding guests to sigh when you walk down the aisle, a simply cut and barely embellished dress in a light blush of color or shade of white always does the trick. Best for a country wedding, church affair or outdoors. But to this, Naughty Brides say, "Feh. What's naughty about that?" Instead, go for simple but sexy, with a halter top dress, backless number or slit up to the thigh. Then pour on the heels, Naughty Girl, and strut your stuff. Let the old men wish they could shave a few decades.
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